What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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