But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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