we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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