Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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