i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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