i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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