You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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