They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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