I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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