Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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