Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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