Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well I just put wine in my tea
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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