I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize