Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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