I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
and she was petting her beer can
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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