i permit you to call me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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