Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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