i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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