Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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