Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
organizing the empties. That sober.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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