i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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