we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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