Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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