Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you win again, gameday.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i think i just lost a toe
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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