lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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