quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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