super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Such a big mess for such a small penis
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
