You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
