Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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