Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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