before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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