I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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