I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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