you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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