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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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