We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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