covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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