Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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