i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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