My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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