btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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