Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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