Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
vagina is talking i cant
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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