I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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