Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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