I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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