By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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