yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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