id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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