your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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