But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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