So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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