so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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