Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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