we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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